Language Author Beard Pattern

Intent: Ensure success of the ProgrammingLanguage you designed by growing a beard.

Examples:

Counterexamples: SmalltalkLanguage was invented by AlanKay with DanIngalls (beard), AdeleGoldberg (no beard) and others. Perhaps the inconsistent facial hair status of Smalltalk's inventors had something to do with Smalltalk's spotty record.

For further documentation of this pattern (with supporting illustrations), see: http://khason.biz/blog/2004/12/why-microsoft-can-blow-off-with-c.html


Does it matter or not if the beard is gray?

This pattern is exactly why I refuse both to invent a language and to grow a beard. --PhlIp


It should be noted, of course, that "success" in this context refers to how widely the language is used, not to any measure of technical elegance or expressiveness.


See also: http://www.nemasys.com/ghostwolf/Reflections/Poetry/lostbeard.shtml


YukihiroMatsumoto has been photographed with a beard: http://redhanded.hobix.com/cult/santaMatz.html


this of course raises the question: would grace hopper have grown a beard if she could have?


I have a beard. No wonder I want to design a language! -- DaveEaton


By this measure, ZZ Top should be able to design the most revolutionary language in the history of computing. Arguably, they have at least invented a musical idiom: the rock boogie.


The Luxurious Flowing Hair Club for Scientists is probably relevant here... http://www.improb.com/projects/hair/hair-club-top.html


"It doesn't matter if you have a beard on the outside. It's the beard on the inside that counts." -- Action Hank

and it doesn't need to be trimmed


JulyZeroSix

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