Be Gloomy

This is the Yin to the Yang of BeCheerful.

I'm a pessimist, so things always turn out better than I expect.

I expect someone will delete this, as it is unquestionably OffTopic. Why did I create it? Because I used BeGloomy as a WikiWord on my WikiHomePage and I got tired of seeing the question mark. I'm very sorry, I should know better, and I won't do it again. I will say HailWiki three times and go to bed.

Would this be one of the precepts of GothicProgramming?? -- IanOsgood ;) (or :( rather)