Tyranny Of The Morning People

I HaveThisPattern. I am naturally a night person, and go to live music shows throughout the week, and so I usually come in later, though I try to make it before noon. This does not affect anyone else's work, and I always put in at least 8 hours, but I still get attitude. My old boss gave me a reprimand for coming in in the afternoon after working 14 hours the night before. My new boss is a great guy but still resorts to a sarcastic "good morning" whenever I roll in after 12.

And here's what drives the tyranny: the hidden assumption that schedules preferring 9-to-5 type hours are normal, and schedules that focus later on in the day are personal. I wonder if there really are a majority of morning people, and if there are, if that's naturally the case or only happens because some people insist on it.

The TyrannyOfTheMorningPeople equals scheduling meetings (especially daily scrums) at 9 (or 8!). There's no way I'm going to make that. If you're having so many meetings you can't fit them into the overlap between MorningPeople? and EveningPeople?, you have bigger problems than my sleep schedule. (Related anecdote: a startup chose CoreHours? of noon-4 (because if you *do* look at the news-posting-time spread, rather than arrival times which are traffic related, noon is when the engineers started getting things done anyway.) The secondary benefit of never having more than 4 hours/day of meetings (especially with non-engineers) was rather explicitly noted...)


My boss is^H^H^H was a morning person for reasons of appearance. He didn't want to be there any more than the rest of us, but two tiers of tyrants above him watched that sort of thing. He was also there into the evening. He'd arrive an hour before the rest of us, leave an hour after we did. It didn't help. He was laid off three weeks ago as part of a political^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H cost-cutting move. No work schedules suffered.

My new boss is also a morning person, but for a very different reason. He arrives an hour ahead of the rest of us and leaves an hour ahead of us. He beats the traffic both ways (30-mile commute -- he lives near me) and gets to have his personal/family time in the evening. He doesn't enjoy getting in early, he does it because it gets him out early.

I strive to follow his example, but it means getting up an entire hour earlier, and I just haven't been able to overcome the inertia. -- GarryHamilton


My mother is a morning person... who has the habit of calling us at 8am on weekends, when my wife and I are still in bed. "What? You mean you're still in bed? Tsk tsk tsk". LatherRinseRepeat.

But try calling her at 11 PM, after she's gone to bed and we're still up, and a TurdFanCollision occurs.... (Of course, my mother-in-law lives in Hong Kong, and frequently forgets about the 16-hour time difference, 15 hours when the US is in DaylightSavingsTime?)

There has long been a CulturalAssumption that morning people are industrious whereas evening people are lazy--even when both sets get the same amount of sleep in a 24-hour period. (It might be a fallout from the belief that daylight hours are "work" time and evening hours are "party" time, and a suspicion that the evening person must be avoiding work, but going out and partying until the wee hours of the morning.


Try being night-person parents of a morning-person two-year-old.

Get out of bed, look for two-year-old, clean up mess, wake up. LatherRinseRepeat.


See TyrannyOfTheNightPeople


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