Turd Fan Collision

A situation that goes very wrong and negatively impacts everyone within its radius of effect.

Hmm someone is afraid of using a BadWord. The real way to say this is Skit Hit The Fan with a char replace.

  // Sample implementation in QompLanguage
  func TurdFanCollision(s: string): string;
  v i: integer;
  b
    if s <> 'Skit' do exit(s);
    for i = low(s) to high(s) go if s[i] == 'k' do b s[i] = 'h'; break; e;
    result = s;
  e;

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With regards to the "BadWord" comment above, this also has the advantage of being understated in a hackish way. "I think that switching database vendors would cause a TurdFanCollision; we use too many custom features".