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In truce between TSA and Swedish authorities, all airport naked scans of Julian Assange now forward automatically to WikiLeaks.

The difference between a business plan that will succeed & 1 that will fail is u yell "That's stupid!" when u 1st hear either of them.
"Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" (the movie): A poignant statement on how much America has matured in the last 30 years. Not.
Breaking News: Analysts determine 41% of the GOP's voters were fired by the GOP's lobbyists' corporations.
Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings movies admirably revealed the power of the printed word.
JavaLanguage: If editors like Eclipse are so clever at statement completion, then what's the language for?
I suck at consulting as an XP & TDD coach. I'm way too opinionated.

AmyWinehouse's enabler swears he only stepped away for 15 minutes.

If Lady Gaga had any sex appeal, she wouldn't need to constantly show off her talent.
Sarah Palin's careful, detailed investigation of Faux News's imaginary version of Obama convinces her to run. GOP like "oops"
My major impression of Perl is Larry Wall must be a seriously fast, very accurate typist
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is just a kiddification of Umberto Eco's The Name of the Rose.
Homer Simpson does and says things that make you wish you were dumb enough to do and say them.
Oh, to live in a world where neither Glenn Beck nor Jon Stewart had a career.
Microsoft: "Ooh, intercourse the penguin!"
Whip me. Beat me. Make me install Oracle.
To all former bosses: Oh, sorry I put the needs of our project above the needs of my career there. What a lapse! Won't happen again...
my standard excuse for gin-n-tonic is it's good enough to catch malaria for

My horoscope said I should be more skeptical today.

ExtremeProgramming: This one trick pony ain't no silver bullet. And vice versa.