... is a WikiBadge that you can insert when you find HolyWars about OSes just too tedious.
Of course, rising to the bait reveals quite a bit about one's maturity ;-)
At least it is still marginally related to An InformalHistoryOfProgrammingIdeas.
Compare this with My Religion Will Beat Your Religion, also known as the HistoricalJesus rant.
See the Operating System Sucks-Rules-O-Meter (http://srom.zgp.org/)
AKA: "My Object can beat up your Object"...
Oh my god. You polymorphed a cliché. What have you done?!
Ha! My cliché can beat your cliché!
My cliché descendant can beat whatever descends from your cliché. Objectively, that is.