Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Describe GrouchoMarx here.
Not even possible :-) --AlanFrancis
"One Mo-arning I shat an elephant in my pyjamas. How dat elephant gat in my pyjamas I'll nevah know.
"We tried to get the tusks out but they couldn't be budged. Howevah in Alabama the Tuskaloosa.
"We took pick-tcherz of the native goils, but they waren't developed. But.. we'll be going back again in a few months..."
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana."
"I'll bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork."
"Those are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others."
"I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse."
"If you don't like my parties, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, leave in a minute and a huff. If you can't find that, you can leave in a taxi."
More Groucho quotes are available at http://www.dribbleglass.com/Jokes/groucho.htm
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