Captain Horn Dog

And you thought CaptainHornHair was bad? How about:

You guys keep working to fix this planet's problems. I'm off to improve relations with the naked green chicks.
I've had superintelligent chicks, alien queens, fembots, real live godesses, even Joan Collins in her prime. But even though we just met you make me feel like I never felt before.
Can you design some sort of cloaking device that will hide my bald spot and make my waist look slimmer?
Climb up into the JeffriesTube with me, yeoman. No, you first ...
Let's form an away team. Rand, Uhura, Troi, Yar, Ro, Dax, Kira, SevenOfNine, and T'Pol, you're with me. We can all squeeze into one shuttle.
Lieutenant, when stranded on a frozen planet, sharing body heat is a vital survival technique.
I know the rest of Starfleet updated the female crew uniform years ago, but on this ship, we honor tradition!