"Ask Dr. Science - He knows more than you do. He has a master's degree - in SCIENCE!"
http://www.ducksbreath.com/ [BrokenLink -- you ain't gots no privileges here, bunkie.]
It's a radio comedy program on BBC and many public radio programs.
announcer whispers: "he's not a real doctor" Dr. Science retorts: "I have a master's degree! In Science!"