You Know You Dont Belong In Management When

You envy the coders under you instead of your own boss.
When the CEO asks whose fault it is that the project is late, you say, "Yours, Sir".
You accidentally come to work with your shirt inside out.
You cringe every time the phone rings.
You use statistics and facts in meetings.
When you go out and get drunk at night with your boss, you break down and start crying about how much you love Lisp.
You try to explain to the CEO how the company will capture a new market by drawing a UML Interaction diagram.
Your StarTrek-oriented metaphor doesn't work either
You hold as important the needs of the consumer and the quality of what is produced for them over the magnitude of the bottom line.
You can personally "sign" your work with pride.