Wiki Irregular Verbs

These are offered in a sincere spirit of irreverence and encouragement for others to do better. Edit away. Conversion to DocumentMode without loss of meaning receives a lifetime achievement award.

I discuss You persuade He proselytizes

We know XP works in every situation You are still infected by BigDesignUpFront They believe in fairy tales

I am objective You are subjective He is biased

We are in agreement You are following the crowd They have been brain-washed

RobinWilson

I distill You reduce He disagrees by deleting

We have achieved consensus You have no business to question that They deserve to be [removed]

I just ignore it You should have more self control He rants on and on

We have only commented out of disdain You may question the consistency of that all you like They are all out to get me

I understand You're insecure He's out of control

We must all calm down You never listen do you? They left for some strange reason

I belong to the One True Faith You belong to a religious sect They are members of a cult

We have an open mind about religion You are tolerant but set in your own ways They are completely brainwashed

 I Design
 You Programme
 He Architects (ouch!...have I got this right?)

I speak Pwoperly You speak Plummily He's just dumb

I Inform You Arrest He Confesses

We Denounce You Enslave They are Gone

(with thoughts of Alexsander Solzhenitsyn)

I need petrol to visit my wife in hospital You have cut off the supply He says you are upstanding citizens

(England September 2000)

-- JohnFletcher

I think You don't He can't

I am principled You are stubborn He is pig-headed

I strive for quality You are a perfectionist He is a prima donna

I refactor You re-code He thrashes

He spews thoughtless pap You write without reflection My prose is polished

See PeeWord, ArchitectingWord

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