Wacky Wacky Web

An imaginary place, not far from here, where life is lived a bit more slowly, and a lot less sensibly. Where a man named Richard keeps waking up from his recurring dream of a near life experience, only to find...

a lovely gift in his Christmas stocking. -- WaldenMathews

We should explore the systems requirements of a WackyWackyWeb. Is it implementable in modern programming paradigms? -- SvenNeumann

(Un)fortunately, it already exists.)