Unix Junkie

A Unix Junkie is one who has been so completely and utterly absorbed into the *nix philosophy of computing, that using an operating system based on any other ReligiousBelief? becomes a grating and disturbing experience.

Good signs that you are a Unix Junkie include:

• Blinking at your screen a few times before realizing that you need to use the mouse to accomplish a task.
• Finding yourself looking for cron in the AppleMenu?.
• Attempting to pipe raw text to an INF file.
• Just plain beating your workstation repeatedly when everything suddenly flickers curiously BlueScreenOfDeath -ish.