Tree Killing Authors

Longwinded folk who don't seem able to say anything in under 800 pages:

• StephenWolfram
  • All the more impressive when you consider he never includes a proper bibliography...
• KenWilber
• DonBox
• NealStephenson
• MartinFowler (not really, UmlDistilled is around 170pp)
• MarcelProust, for Remembrance of Things Past
• StevenKing?