I'm trying to find witty quotations to head each of the chapters in my thesis An algebraic theory of Software Interfaces. Feel free to suggest quotes on these subjects:
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Here are the quotes from my Thesis chapters, and some I discarded. Maybe you'll find some of the quotes or authors useful. Actually, some of them are pretty cheesy. :-) BTW: my thesis describes on a model of interaction for distributed components, a language that can be used to describe interactions that fit the model, analysis of interactions for protocol errors and the runtime support for interactions between colocated and distributed components.
- For the introduction:
- "The last thing that we find in making a book is to know what we must put first." -- BlaisePascal
- For the literature survey:
- "I may not agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." -- MrVoltaire
- For a chapter describing a model of component interaction:
- "My own view is that we have been wrong in taking communication as secondary. Many people seem to assume as a matter of course that there is, first, reality, and then, second, communication about it." -- Raymond Williams
- For a chapter describing a language to describe component interactions that can be mechanically analysed for protocol errors:
- "Get the habit of analysis - analysis will in time enable synthesis to become your habit of mind." -- Frank Lloyd Wright
- For a chapter describing the runtime of that language:
- "Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what it's supposed to do." -- Robert A. Heinlein
- For a chapter describing the design of an on-line record store as a case study:
- "Since Aristotle [MrAristotle]... the main emphasis in [man's] language... has been on the identification of objects rather than on the relationships between objects." -- The 13th Floor Elevators (a cult 60's rock band)
- For a chapter describing a componentised transport protocol framework:
- "Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs." -- Henry Ford
- Performance evaluation of the runtime:
- "Never promise more than you can perform." -- Publilius Syrus
- Conclusions and further work:
- "Problems worthy of attack / Prove their worth by hitting back." -- Piet Hein
You can't go past the EpigramsInProgramming by AlanPerlis. At least, I didn't. -- JamesNoble