From TomDeMarco's book ControllingSoftwareProjects?:
Actually, if a restaurant were software, we'd walk in expecting it was infested. Naturally, if we didn't see a roach until dessert, we'd say, "Oh look, there's the bug. Good thing it wasn't in our food."
A software engineer would say, "Let's move to a different table and see if it happens again."
That's not a bug, it's a dessert!