-Not this way, master! he pleaded. -There is another way. O yes indeed there is. Another way, darker, more difficult to find, more secret. But Smeagol knows it. Let Smeagol show you!
LordOfTheRings -The Two Towers- by JrrTolkien
Hmmm... Smeagol was a CowboyCoder, was he? They only ran into one bug after all...
A wise man sees two men head-butting a brick wall and making plaster fall. He says "There is another way". He leaves with the wall's gratitude while watching two men head-butting each other.
This plan fails in in four ways:
Conversation overheard on Degobah between Yoda and Ben (Obi-Wan) Kenobi - "No, there is another" see also http://forums.starwars.com/thread.jsp?forum=21&thread=14017&start=90&msRange=15