The Two Principles Of Humor

  1. Foreigners are funny.
  2. We are all foreigners.

On returning from abroad:
It's not that they were all foreigners that bothered me. It's that they treated me like a foreigner.

Foo walks into Bar. Bar turns around and shouts, "Watch where you're goin' foo, or I'll make an example of ya!" (Use a Mr. T accent)

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