(Quoted From the TheIlluminatusTrilogy, Appendix Beth)
"The Law is: All phenomena are directly or indirectly related to the number five and this relationship can always be demonstrated, given enough ingenuity on the part of the demonstrator."
(see also: http://jubal.westnet.com/hyperdiscordia/law_of_fives.html )
s/5/<any number of your choice>/