[From PleaseReinventTheWheel]
"What about those who keep re-inventing the SquareWheel?"
"Hey, maybe they're driving on sawtooth roadways..."
Or maybe an inverted catenary road:
http://img.engadget.com/common/images/3060000000056838.JPG a "square wheel car" http://engadget.com/entry/1234000647071099/ http://globalcomposites.net/