Short Poems

Infinity --(written by a high schooler)

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Fleas --OgdenNash

 Adam
 Had 'em 

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Nixon --PeterMerel

 Expletive
 Deletive 

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HistoryRepeatsItself

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Complexity --PM

 Ain't P
 NP?

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The Quest of the Westerner

 Why?

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The Quest of the Easterner --PM, winnah and still champeen.

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Do EasternWusses have quests? I thought they themselves were quests.

You think too much.

[I think the original poster forgot to mind his/her ps and qs.]

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Infinity

  Illusion

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 There once was a man from Peru,
 Whose limericks stopped at line two.

 There once was a man from Verdun.
  whose milericks stopped at line one.

... and I won't even bother telling you the one about Emperor Nero! his limericks stopped at line zero!

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 A program is like a nose
 Sometimes it runs, and sometimes it blows.

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