Round Tuit

An incredibly useful item. The round ones are particularly rare.

Now that they are available everyone who was unable to start some task without one need wait no more. --AlanFrancis

My wife keeps a supply handy at all times, to make sure things on the 'honey-do' list get done.

Can somebody please explain the background of this extraordinary item.

Phonetically, the following are very close:

When I get around to it.
When I get a round tuit.

Thus it's a pun referencing the list of tasks that most people know they'll have to do sometime but keep putting off. The idea is that a supply of tuits (round ones) will be required before the task can be done. Since tuits don't exist, this may take some time.

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