Reality Distortion Field

A CultOfPersonality symptom.

'This field is created around the Apple CEO SteveJobs and is equal in size to the auditorium in which he is speaking. He says things like "InsanelyGreat" and "this is really exciting," and you find yourself pumping your fist in the air, hissing "Yesss, yesss!" You get teary eyed watching forthcoming advertisements.'

A victim, proudly holding his field emitter

Sadly, it seems that the RDF is ionizing.

Notes from the Epicenter: Exploring the Reality Distortion Field

 http://www.creativepro.com/story/feature/9214.html