Producing Code As Excreting Product

I've always liked the 'making sausage' metaphors better than those scatalogical, because most sausage is actually pretty tasty despite what goes into it. Butt here goes:

• When you gotta do it, you gotta do it
• It stinks while you're doing it Sometimes it even hurts while you're doing it...
• It stinks after you've done it
• You feel better when it's done
• Nobody, not even your aunty, wants to touch or see or even know what you've done
• Even after you flush it continues to cause a stink somewhere else

I'm sorry, but I keyed off one word in the title, and this is what came out. (Don't recurse too deeply on that.)

--BobBockholt

This is a shitty page with far too much crap. Dump some of it, or at least flush it.