Software Alchemist, Celestial Navigator, Adventurer, Poet, Mage, Noted Bon Vivant, Infamous Raconteur, Swordsman, Scholar, Seeker-of-visions, God/Emperor-In-Training, And Imperialist Yankee Running Dog.
To visit my stale cob-web try http://www.mindspring.com/~rickwood/. Trust me though, you'd be wasting your time if you did.
I like your description. Reminds me of Hercules-Savinien de Cyrano de Bergerac:
"Philosophe, physicien, rimeur, bretteur, musicien, et voyageur aérien, grand riposteur du tac au tac, amant aussi – pas pour son bien (…), qui fut tout et qui ne fut rien."
Thanks, Cyrano is one of my heroes. Without him I would never have made it through high school. -- Preston