Parochial Absolutism

Presumably the opposite of CulturalRelativism?... also probably applies tongue-in-cheek, as in this, from TimeToDoItOver:

"I think CulturalRelativism? has finally overloaded my circuits and I ought to try ParochialAbsolutism for a while :-) --AlistairCockburn

However, ParochialAbsolutism does confer the advantage of smug security, which is probably worth a whole lot in terms of minutes of happiness over a lifetime. (still somewhat tongue-in-cheek) --AlistairCockburn