Methodologist As Religious Reformer

"Come and embrace the One True Development Process." no thanks

Of these three morphemes, am I right in thinking that there's only one that generates even the slightest positive vibes for most readers:

• prison reform
• the Reform Bill of 1832 that transformed UK democracy
• "he's a reformed character"

Sure, it's got some bad connotations too. But please don't lets be too heavy in decrying the goal of reforming the world of software development. It may just need it.

See also ReformationAnalogy

Start by slaughering a goat, placing its entrails upon your keyboard under moonlight. Be sure, of course to fill in time slips for each activity along the way, so we can detect which sub-process needs improvement.