Make Money Fast

Describe MakeMoneyFast here. (Oh God no, please don't!)

Want to make $$$ fast? Hold shift and press 4 rapidly! -- FrankGerhardt

Nono, you have it all wrong. It's Alt and F4! -- GreenReaper

Simple ways to MakeMoneyFast:

Make a website where people can order weather (e.g. Good Weather in London on March 2nd from 13:00 to 15:00). To be trustworthy, make sure people can get the money back if they do not get what you promise.
Get an AmericanExpress gold card and buy 51% of the American Express shares using it. Then, don't send yourself a bill.
Sell guaranteed random bits over the internet. You can also give money back guarantee.
Become a HighlyPaidConsultant.

See also: NewAmazingProduct