Lumber Cartel

A GrandConspiracy devoted to the increased use of paper, clearly run by Masonic lumberjacks.

"I'd feel really bad about printing out this thousand-page report every day, but if I don't, the Lumber Cartel will burn down my house!"

Q.v. the TragedyOfTheCommons.

They invented the IndexCard... Or at least its use in ExtremeProgramming.

You oughtta see their data logs.

See also: http://www.lumbercartel.ca/