Luke Skywalker

Hero of episodes 4-6 of the StarWars saga.

Compared to his dad, a huge underachiever. Needs to get a haircut too.

Luke: "I drove my speeder all the way across the desert once."

Darth: "When I was nine I became the first human ever to win a pod race."

Luke: "I'm a jedi, like my father before me."

Darth: "Darth Sidius recruited me to be dark lord of the Sith."

Luke: "I fixed C3PO."

Darth: "I built C3PO. AND got with Queen Amidala, who isn't my sister."

and so forth.

Luke: "I have a dad and you don't."

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