Let Stalk Strine

Sblooding lish! Woz amateur, karen chair blye reet jamon grill?

LetStalkStrine by Affabeck Lauder, a fabulous book on strine of all forms. (Out of print I think, but you can find it at http://dogbert.abebooks.com/abe/BookDetails?bi=63491869.)

There are a few strine pages on wiki:

but none that actually attempt to talk in the stuff. This page, after the immortal book by Afferbeck Lauder, is for chin-wagging in the vernacular.

Fairy nuff. Gunnago tholog?
Airmgunnavago. Snotard nya gegoin.
Think the seppoe slavard toim but?
Sair special teamate. Packamasaksts, wandrin thurf lookin summon boxer ears.
Sbitarsh, dontcha reckon? Snot airfaultf airblokes not broinuft common outerth rhine.
Imees not broinuft common outerer bloody cyclone mate!
Bonsai's knob etterbut. Stoim e bloody shift stew.
Ona bloody pyrrho mate, inee? Er summon loiket. Sad bloody state affairs.
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Anybody have a copy of FrafflyWellSpoken? by the same author? yes.

Snoz goo strine but eh?

Papsnot, bye roll tonna florrin ire edit.

Holy Mackerel, there, Saphire! Somebody call the Language Police!

Whab lude eelsy tryna say now?