If life hands you a Lemon, make Lemonade.
If life hands you a Hemlock, don't make Hemlock-ade. Always know the difference between a Lemon and a Hemlock. (paraphrased from Wizardry Compiled)
What implications does this have about the contents of Gatorade?
Socrates must not have lived in the Citrus Belt.
If life hands you a kitten, take care of it.