In the vein of the BBC Radio 4 quiz:
A delightful but extraordinarily difficult multi-user panel game in which contestants are asked to make continuous edits to a WikiPage for sixty seconds without a single:
And where's NicholasParsons? to blow the whistle at the end of the sixty seconds?
Nicholas Parsons, once dear and well-known, quietly retreated from the game to view it from afar high on a peak. Once he climbed high enough to see everything, he forgot his purpose, and choked to death on the whistle.