Iam Nota Doctor

...but I play one on TV.


I'm a programmer, not a doctor, dammit.

But I play one on television, so here's some important medical advice (and a product I'm trying to sell you)...

(And... "He's dead, Jim.")

and "No sign of life!"

"He's dead, Jim! I take his wallet, you take his tricorder."

See also DammitJim


CategoryWhimsy


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