Hai Ku Me

 HaiKuMe: UgLy
 Capitals infect like warts
 HaikuMe: better

 why all those colons?
 words should flow free, unhampered
 like drops in the sea

 Wendy's burgers smell
 tasty when I am hungry
 buy me some now please

 Verdant nourishment
 Beckoning beyond my reach
 Damn electric fence
 (with apologies to GaryLarson)