Geta Real Job

Solution to programmer BurnOut. When you find yourself dreading to go to work, quit and get a "real" job. One that requires heavy lifting and uncomfortable conditions is best. After a few months you'll either:

• Find that you like heavy lifting and uncomfortable conditions and be happy in your new "real" job.
• Long for the fluorescent comfort of your old job.
• Lose weight and gain muscles from all the on-the-job exercise, be flooded by sexy babes, and die in a mass orgy with a huge smile.

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Of course, you could always GetaLife.