Funny Sayings

(moved from WebSite)

Might I suggest that people put "Thoughts for a day" here? Try to make the reader smile. For Example:

A: Because otherwise it would be confusing.
- Q: Why is it "Q & A" and not "A & Q"?

Suggestion: don't change this page too quickly. If the last edit was less than 48 hours ago, save your thought for another time.

Previously:

A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow.
Put off to tomorrow what is affected by changes occurring today.
Never put off till tomorrow what you might not have to do at all.
Some people are like slinkies: of no real use, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
The harder I work the luckier I become.
Inertia makes the world go round ...
Don't anthropomorphize computers - they hate that.
If you never go off at a tangent you will forever run in circles.
A problem shared is a good laugh.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Fortune favours the lucky.
Sorry I misspoke myself - I washed my teeth this morning and can't do a thing with them.
When we try continuously, we end up succeeding; therefore the more it fails the more likely it is to succeed. (shadok motto)
If I teach processes, it becomes easier for you to do self discovery later. -- LarryBuser?
Navigation is so nice, why not do it twice?