Eeyore The Donkey

A donkey that often said something like nobody knows, nobody cares..

"Good morning. If it is a good morning, which I doubt."

http://xibo.com/eeyore.php3 has a sample dialog.

The sad sack of the HundredAcreWood, though he appeared to be elated to have received an old pot and a broken balloon for his birthday.

Compare to Marvin the ParanoidAndroid? (DouglasAdams).

Created by AaMilne