My non-asciified name is Dagfinn Reiersøl.
I do Web programming mostly in the PhpLanguage. I recently did an interesting experiment by implementing "Hello world" in about 160 lines of PHP with several design patterns: See http://www.phppatterns.com/index.php/article/articleview/103/1/1/
I have a moderate fear of heights (http://www.fear-of-heights.com/), but I'm not afraid of Wiki deletions.