Controversial Topic Template

This is a suggested template for controversial topics in order to reduce ThreadMess. Coffee is used merely as an example here.

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Coffee is allegedly great for the following reasons:

• Helps you wake up faster
  • Con: Does not work for everyone

• Makes you more productive
  • Con: Can make you jittery and unpleasant, canceling out any speed-based productivity.

• Tastes Wonderful
  • Con: Some find it bitter

[Only summaries are listed here. Details matching bullet items are below]

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Helps you wake up faster

This is bogus. There's never been a double-blind study of this.

Yes there is. The University of Knowledge did a study in 1998. Read about it here http://www.uofk.foo

But they only studied females. I'm a male.

I can change that with a well-placed kick.

Too much coffee made you unpleasant. See below.

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Productivity Con: Can make you jittery and unpleasant

People like this are that way anyhow. They shouldn't blame it on coffee.

I am not unpleasant, you pig-faced liar!

I rest my case.

That's because I drank coffee, stupid. I am not normally this way.

Well, come back when you stop drinking it.

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Etc.

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This is great not only for the template but for its humor!