Company Operating System

From JohnClonts

 // Lets Run the Company!
 Company::Run() {
  while ( !done() ) {
     makeMoney();
     beHappy();
  }
 }

/** All objects in our company are required to implement this interface */ Interface IMoneyMaker { void makeMoney(); }

Company::makeMoney() { marketing.getMoreCustomers(); marketing.enhanceCustomerRelationship(); operations.deliverService(); accounting.getPaid(); // or perhaps marketing.makeMoney(); operations.makeMoney(); accounting.makeMoney(); // or even for (each subUnit in subUnits[]) subUnit.makeMoney(); }

Accounting::makeMoney() { readMeters(); }

Meter::makeMoney() { myRate.setUsage( myReading); }

Rate::makeMoney() { theCustomer.pay( this); }

Now, is this a visionary step which leads to a CompanyOperatingSystem, whereby any/all levels of management might exercise their span of authority by a plug-and-play 3d SimCity-Electric?

Or is it just a HUGE case of DontEatTheMenu.

The Compiler's new role: Recompiling the company, rather than the program. Hmm.

See also: SimulateTheIndustry


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