Brutal Programming

So I say to the other half of my Pair, "Gimme that f**kin keyboard!", as I rip it out of her hands and get down the the real work of systems development.

My co-worker, with whom I have design disagreements, is on paternity leave for 4 weeks. While he is gone, all of the bad code is deleted and completely replaced with something different.

This reminds me of the SaturdayNightLive? episode...

<Looking over someone's shoulder> "Look, just type the... here, you have to move the... just click on the..."

<breathing out in frustration> "MOVE!"

(It's brutal if you physically push them from the chair to the floor. ;-)