Brainless Broadcast Media

Shameless plastic bozos, every one of them, lower than lawyers and dumber than bricks. They don't cop enough stick - post your jokes below.

• How do you recognize a broadcaster in school? They erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

• Did you hear about the broadcaster who returned his tie because he thought it was too tight?

• A broadcaster and his producer are walking down the street when the producer says "awww, look at that dog with one eye". So the broadcaster cover his left eye and looks.

Others?

See also TedBaxter.