Animal Farm

Here are my favourite quotes from Animal Farm:

All programming languages are equal, but some are more equal than others.
The animals outside looked from Java to C++, and from C++ to Java, and Java to C++ again, but it was already impossible to say which was which. (alternatively, substitute C++ for C#)

These are not of course from Animal Farm, which has nothing to do with programming but is a novel by GeorgeOrwell.