Agile Alarm Bell Phrases

Per ScottAmbler's TestDrivenDevelopment survey, at http://www.ambysoft.com/surveys/tdd2008.html , only 1 in 5 projects that call themselves "Agile" actually use TDD. When you hear "Agile" these days, you have 80% odds that...

• "We use Scrum, and a Scrum of Scrums. Any team is able to vote any member off their team at any standup!" (and our HighTurnoverRate? has Nothing to do with this silly policy!)
• "We use 'AgileSoftwareDevelopment', because we never document anything... "
• "We RefactorMercilessly, but without those silly UnitTests to slow us down... "
• "And we would use PairProgramming if we had enough resources... "
• "And you can use ContinuousIntegration into your own private CodeFork... "
• "Our ChiefSoftwareArchitect merges all the code from all the forks together once a month... " (So we take a week "off" for the ensuing IntegrationHell)
• "And" she or he "works at a SustainablePace... "